P1
Gasp!!
Who the hell is knocking on my
tombstone? I, IXION, has been laying
here for two years collecting some
putridity instead of:
nice –
traditional – quality
TRIAD cracks.
Anybody out there remebers old, ancient
IXION, former leader and
initializer
of the mighty constitution of…..
You haven’t got the
slightest clue?
A flood of tears suddenly filled the
mouth of the old mummy with
mouth
diarrhea.
And then naturally he received an
attack of coughing. More
knocks on
the stone, which reminds me of this
adventure… eh, what was
the name?
Anyway he kicked the tombstone outta
the fuckin’ way and
there….
JERRY & TRIAD celebrating their
4th year on the black
market.
P2
Oh! You guys remebered me.
And you want me to write sumethin’
in yer
nuwest dimo, WOW!
So JERRY helped the exalted mummy to
unwrap some binding from his
fingers.
But 801DC complained about getting a
messy keyboard with mummy
mash,
so they pressed REGRET.
First a word about my nickperson:
Dan the Man. He got bored with all
the
lamers so he discarded me. The cynic
bastard will probably rebuild his
64
to combat noxious animals. And the
disks will do for toy ocarina shooting.
Now about my old glamorous days.
Back then we tried to shut up
about our
birth date. Psychological reasons:
We had put out a kingdom of
stuff –
lots & without bugs
P3
New people who entered the world scene
beleived we were at least 5 years
old.
Rumours got around and people are not
too bright. And after my two
years in
TRIAD most old groups were gone.
the only older groups around
were:
EAGLESOFT from the states and
FAC from Holland,
but they had
realy big downs.
Today they seems to be dead, but I hear
that DCS from England is still
around.
Why the fuck are you guys still around?
Can’t you be fuckin’ dead so
we
could be the fuckin’ oldest?
I think that is fuckin’ great!
Fuckin’
greetings to you!
(Not the fucking SCC-version)
P4
Now it is 4 years and JERRY is nicer
than me, so now you know the
truth.
All TRIAD monsters are very proud.
For 4 years TRIAD has been the
world,
been the people, fed the world with
the people or whatever that
fucked up
old song was all about.
God bless you guys and I feel tired.
Time to hit the pit. Let me rot
for
2 more years and knock again.
Bye with a twinkle of an eye.
Epilogue by JERRY
So now we know who the mummy was and
so the mummyship must be the pit
and
the whole bloody fuckin’ pyramid!
Amazing, that’s what it is.
Amazzzing.
