Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome aboard Airliner 101% +D shortly departing to your desired location with TRIAD air. This flight was supplied by Bepp, cracked from tape by Lynx and additional work by Taper. For your comfort and safety, flight technician Ruk fixed a fatal crash-bug in the cockpit.

Please ensure that all your cabin bagage, including laptop computers and purses, are safely stowed away. In the unlikely event of an emergency the exits are located two in the back, two in the center and two in the front of the plane. In the event of a water landing your seats will double as floatation devices. Have a nice flight!

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